Things That Keep Me Up At Night

I have the habit, as stated before, of having a restless mind. These are a few things that cross my mind when I am trying to sleep.

Why is it that everytime I try to start a serious conversation, some people just blow me off? Do they not care? Are they even smart enough to hold an intellegent conversation?

If our hair and finger nails continue to grow after we die... a zombie would look completely different from how we knew them.

If a woodchuck doesn't chuck wood, why have the name?

A platypuss is proof that God has a sense of humor.

If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

When we die, how long does it take for a spirit to leave the body? Are you still in there watching the paramedic deliver CPR? If so, I hope I get the hot chick.

I never fully understood the another day another dollar phrase, if you only get a dollar a day your job sucks...

Those are just some random thoughts...